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Toby Keith:
Toby Keith Naked
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Information:
Name: Toby Keith
Born: 1961-07-08
Height: 1.91
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Filmography:
Private Sessions (2007), CMT Giants (2007), CMT: 100 Greatest Duets Concert (2005), Academy of Country Music Awards (2004), The View (2008)
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Q: What do you call a blonde with a
bag of
sugar on her head?
A: Sweet fuck all.
ChokichiFarance
Two men were having a drink together.
One
said, "I'd rather live with a vampire than with my wife."
"Why's
that?" asked the other.
"Because she's always trying to bite my
head off," he replied.
BernardasDesmondJG
WIFE: The 2 things I cook best
are meatloaf
and apple pie.
HUSBAND: Which is this?
MacAileanAnokiTx
Whats the difference
between a bitch and a
whore? A whore sleeps with everyone at the party and a
bitch sleeps
with everyone at the party except you.
GaelbhanKrissQv
Q: What's the difference
between Bill
Clinton and Joseph Stalin?
A: Some of Stalin's subjects admired
him.
AdamhRicmanGg
What is the best thing to take when
you're run over?
The number of the car that hit you.
RuhleahKarneyxR
Big Ron
was caught speeding on his way to
the City Ground today.
"I'll do anything for 3 points", he said when
questioned.
AmellRuadhanQT
Q: Why aren't Hindu and
Chinese people
allowed to play hockey?
A: Because everytime they go into the corner
they open up a convienent
store.
CoryellHyun-Kiop
Why would someone in jail want to catch the
measles?
So he could break out.
ShaquilleMontrellekT
What did the footballer say when he accidentally
burped during a game?
Sorry, it was a freak hic!
LindaelMacksv